Dennis Rodman Says He and Kim Jong Un “Sing Karaoke, Ride Horses, Go Skiing, Do Cool Things Together”, Just Guys Being Dudes
The world is on the brink of nuclear war. North Korea is a belligerent force that is escalating tensions daily. Kim Jong Un is a maniac that can’t be reasoned with. Diplomacy doesn’t work. Sanctions do nothing. Tough talk and military threats only egg him on and get him excited. What are we going to do? What option do we have other than finding the nearest bunker and waiting for the world to be annihilated? Do we really trust President Trump to handle this crisis?
I sure don’t. I trust one man and one man only. A man with a plan. A plan that doesn’t involve Congress and summits and tanks and Hellfire missiles.
A plan that involves karaoke, horseback riding and downhill skiing.
Seriously have we even considered this? Just tried being Kim Jong’s friend? Maybe that’s all he wants. A buddy. A guy to just be a guy and do dude stuff with. All the drama is him just lashing out because the only friends he has around are ones who laugh at his jokes out of fear they’ll be lined up against a wall and shot in the face with an anti-aircraft gun if they don’t. Maybe if somebody just rode some trails, hit the slopes, then murdered a late night duet rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody over some cold beers, he’d finally chillax a little bit with all the “global destruction” stuff.
Enter Dennis Rodman.
Will The Worm save the world?