LSU Fan Getting KTFO and Put To Sleep By A Kid With A Broken Arm Has Got To Be A New Tailgate Fight Low
I always imagined one of the most embarrassing and emasculating feelings you can have as a college sports fan is getting knocked the fuck out in the middle of a crowded tailgate fight. Coming-to with a crowd of your peers surrounding you, drunk off beer and Solo Cup punch, all with their iPhones out aimed directly at you and a wry smirk on their face.
Turns out there is an even worse variation to that situation: having the knockout come from a dude with a god damn broken arm. Should be laid up on a couch somewhere recuperating and getting nursed back to health, instead he’s out here putting your ass to sleep.
There really is nothing more dangerous that a cornered wounded animal.