You Will Never See A More Show Stopping Performance Than Miss Louisiana’s Ventriloquist Act During Miss America


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I was flipping back and forth between the riveting sports game (because this is barstoolSPORTS) and Miss America last night and thank God I caught this one.

You had like 30 of the hottest women in the country lined up taking turns up on stage for the talent portion.  Dancing.  Singing.  Dancing.  A different kind of dancing.  Playing an instrument.  Dancing.

Then…from the clouds…





I can’t tell you the level of excitement that came to me when the camera panned and I saw this hot girl sitting there with god damn ventriloquist dummies sitting on her lap.  And man,  did it not disappoint.





She didn’t win though.  All time robbery.  Well not as big as Miss Alabama not making the finalists.




Congrats to Miss Nevada though.  And thank you Miss America for giving me something to entertain myself as the Giants valiantly attempted to cross the 50 yard line via 2 yard passes all night.


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