Luke Duke Got Arrested for Sticking His Fingers in His Co-Stars’ Butthole

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TMZTom Wopat allegedly grabbed a woman’s butt and put his finger between her butt cheeks, and that’s why he was arrested for felony indecent assault.

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Wopat was rehearsing his show, “42nd Street,” at the Reagle Theatre in Waltham, MA on July 23 when a woman on the set claims he walked behind her and she felt his hand grab her butt. She also says she felt his fingers go between her butt cheeks.

She complained to one of the honchos about the incident, and Wopat was confronted. According to the police report, he denied touching the woman and said, “F*** them all.”

There are 2 other incidents mentioned in the police report, both occurring during rehearsals. In one case a woman says he came up from behind her and wrapped his arm around her hip and lower waist, pulling her into him. In another instance a woman says he peeled sunburned skin off her arm. …

[C]ops say when they booked Wopat they found a plastic bag containing what they believe was cocaine in his front pocket, along with a blue straw. Cops say they searched Wopat’s vehicle and found baggies inside, one of which contained what they believe is also cocaine.

The police report also says one of the honchos in the show reprimanded Wopat for showing up to rehearsal under the influence.

Luke Duke has still got it! Sure, his career has gone from entertaining America’s lowest common denominator with his madcap rebel antics to that “doing 42nd Street in Waltham, MA” stage that every actor fears most. But that’s not going to make Tom Wopat slow down one iota. He’s proving every night that even at the age of 65, he’s still the fun-lovin’, rum-runnin’, anti-establishment, ass-grabbin’, finger-blastin’, coke-snortin’ Good Ol’ Boy he was back when he and Bo were driving Boss Hogg plum loco with their wacky hijinks.

To be clear, I’m firmly against jamming your fingers up an actresses butthole without permission. In fact, I’ve been one of the most outspoken critics of Unwanted Sphincter Touching in media today. I think my record on the issue speaks for itself. But not every man is Tom Wopat.

I don’t care how much power and influence the honchos who run the Reagle Theatre have, they have to understand that in order to book a big draw like Wopat, certain allowances have to be made. He’s a star. If you want to put asses in the seats, then you’re going to have to expect him to do a few lines before he runs his lines. Those same hands that went under Catherine Bach’s Daisy Dukes back in the day are going to do their thing. Those fingers that gripped the wheel of the General Lee will peel dead skin off an actresses arm. Tom Wopat is an A-lister and he’s going to do A-list things. And with any luck, the Reagle will come to its senses, the charges will be dropped, and The Wopat will get back on that stage, sharing his acting gift with the world.

@jerrythornton1

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