Roger Goodell’s Wife Had A Secret Twitter Account She Used To Defend Roger Goodell
(WSJ) – When National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is under attack, as he so often is these days, @forargument is there to fight back. Wait, who? The Twitter account, under the name “Jones smith,” has no followers, no profile picture and has been virtually dormant for long periods since its creation in 2014. But @forargument has roared to life in the past few months, rising up to vigorously defend Mr. Goodell against perceived attacks on his handling of issues such as the national anthem protests by players. The most frequent sparring partner for @forargument is the nation’s sports media. On Sept. 26, @ProFootballTalk, the Twitter account for the popular NBC Sports blog, tweeted that it was “on the commissioner” to solve the anthem issues. In response, @forargument tweeted: “Please do better reporting. He is already doing this. You are behind.” Who is this valiant defender of a man who has so few defenders? It is Roger Goodell’s wife, Jane Skinner Goodell, The Wall Journal Street confirmed after an examination of the account. “It was a REALLY silly thing to do and done out of frustration—and love.” Mrs. Goodell said Thursday afternoon in a written statement. “As a former media member, I’m always bothered when the coverage doesn’t provide a complete and accurate picture of a story. I’m also a wife and a mom. I have always passionately defended the hard-working guy I love—and I always will. I just may not use Twitter to do so in the future!”
Jane Goodell is my kinda woman!
Some of you may think that this makes Roger look like a pussy, and perhaps it does, and perhaps that’s why I really love her. But I’m a 21st century man. I’m about equality and against sexism. I don’t subscribe to the “a woman should be quiet” beliefs. Stick up for your man, Jane! Fuck ProFootballTalk! Fuck Jason Gay and his immaturity! To hell with Michael Beschcloss not admitting that Roger Goodell is courageous! Honestly I wouldn’t even be mad if Jane Goodell was out there wishing injury on Tom Brady to her zero followers, it would kind turn me on.
This is the exact kinda woman I want to marry. Spunky, rambunctious, aggressive… that’s the shit I really like. If I ever get married I want my wife sitting at our Maine mansion and mixing it up in the comment section while she washes that vitriol down with white wine. Feitelberg doesn’t suck! He’s nice and courageous! You sound like immature trolls! *pours another glass of wine* You know what Feitelberg does suck! That son of a bitch didn’t even go down on me last night and he’s never home in time to put the kids to bed! Fuck him he’s the worst! Wait, my own fantasy kinda went off the rails there, but you catch my drift. I want a wife who’s gonna have my back through thick and thin, even if it means that when she takes off our relationship pants it means she’s wearing our big ol’ relationship strap-on. Good for Roger, nothing better than coming home to a woman who’s a ride or die like Jane Goodell.
PS – The @forargument handle is kinda infuriating. That’s such a, and excuse my french, cunty handle. If anyone ever said “Well, for argument…” to me they’d immediately get slapped with a Larry David “SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.”