Ted Cruz Watched Porn Where The Actress Looks Like His Wife And That’s Disgusting

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It’s a big day for porn shaming and while that’s usually not an arena I like to play in, it appears that things are unfortunately out of my hands with this situation. I’m not mad Ted Cruz liked a porn, who among us hasn’t found a clip they really liked then, weeks later, really wanted to watch it again only to be unable to find it? You go to random sites and Google, sheepishly, disgusting things that helped you get your rocks off last time and it’s all to no avail. A horrible fate, certainly. Luckily Twitter knew about this and added the “like” button, so we could all bookmark are innermost desires.

 

Ted Cruz took advantage of that and I’ve got no problem there. None whatsoever.

 

Where my problem lies, however, is his style of porn. You’ll be hard pressed to catch me judging another man for anything, you want a girly drink? Enjoy that libation, friend. Like kissing dudes? Kiss him good, that’s all I ask. It will be even more difficult to find me judging porn tastes but when you’re watching porn where the woman looks like a sexed up version of your wife then I must speak my mind.

 

That’s some of the most vile, sick, twisted shit I’ve ever heard. Wife porn? Heavens! That’s like watching a home movie instead of a Michael Bay flick. What’s the point? I’m here to see the crazy stuff, the shit that can never happen in my life, the stuff that I’m not even sure is exactly possible. But to just watch someone who looks exactly like the woman you’re supposed to love? That’s insane. That’s the lie you tell the person you love, if they ask, but you don’t actually do it.

 

In fact, I’m not even sure what would be weirder: if Cruz watches this shit because he’s only attracted to his wife or if he watches it because he likes to see his wife fuck other people. I think it’s the former. I think it’s more deranged to only get turned on by people who resemble your significant other rather than people having sex with someone who looks like her.

 

That’s how perverted Ted Cruz is and it’s exactly what I’d expect from him.

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