Wednesday, October 18
Is This Strawberry Trying To Give Me The Pipe?

Is This Strawberry Trying To Give Me The Pipe?

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An Open Letter: I'm Sorry For Trying To Dick Down A Pumpkin

An Open Letter: I'm Sorry For Trying To Dick Down A Pumpkin

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Pardon My Take 10-18 With Scott Van Pelt

Pardon My Take 10-18 With Scott Van Pelt

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The Cubs Got Their Asses Kicked By The Dodgers In Game 3

The Cubs Got Their Asses Kicked By The Dodgers In Game 3

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Shaq Thinks Gordon Hayward Is Watching The Halftime Show After His Horrific Injury

Shaq Thinks Gordon Hayward Is Watching The Halftime Show After His Horrific Injury

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Cubs Road To Repeat - NLCS Game 3 Live Blog LIVE

Cubs Road To Repeat - NLCS Game 3 Live Blog LIVE

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Tuesday, October 17
Apparently Bobby Portis And Nikola Mirotic Got In A Fight At Practice And Now Mirotic Is In The Hospital, What A Start To The Bulls Season

Apparently Bobby Portis And Nikola Mirotic Got In A Fight At Practice And Now Mirotic Is In The Hospital, What A Start To The Bulls Season

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Should You Break Up With Someone Because They Are Masturbating With A Banana Peel?

Should You Break Up With Someone Because They Are Masturbating With A Banana Peel?

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I Will Never Paint A Baby's Ass

I Will Never Paint A Baby's Ass

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Jerry Jones Looks Insanely Uncomfortable When Confronted By A Protester In A Hotel Lobby

Jerry Jones Looks Insanely Uncomfortable When Confronted By A Protester In A Hotel Lobby

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Barstool’s Champions League Preview – Group Stage Matchday 3(a)

Barstool’s Champions League Preview – Group Stage Matchday 3(a)

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Special Edition NLCS Cubs Mailbag!

Special Edition NLCS Cubs Mailbag!

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This Poor Fella About Nutted His Britches Due To AGGRESSIVE Dancing

This Poor Fella About Nutted His Britches Due To AGGRESSIVE Dancing

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Woman Tests The Bounds Of A Hotel Pet Policy By Bringing Her Large Dog

Woman Tests The Bounds Of A Hotel Pet Policy By Bringing Her Large Dog

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The Haters Are Going To Be Furious When They See Me And Feitelberg In Austin This Weekend

The Haters Are Going To Be Furious When They See Me And Feitelberg In Austin This Weekend

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Is This Dried Pear Slice Tryin To Get The Pipe?

Is This Dried Pear Slice Tryin To Get The Pipe?

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Monday, October 16
There's No Chance I Would Look Away If People Were Having Sex In Public

There's No Chance I Would Look Away If People Were Having Sex In Public

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Someone Started A Change.Org Petition To Entice Brett Favre Out Of Retirement By Promising To Stop Making Fun Of His Penis

Someone Started A Change.Org Petition To Entice Brett Favre Out Of Retirement By Promising To Stop Making Fun Of His Penis

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Connor Murphy Was A Healthy Scratch Again On Saturday, What Does It Mean? Does He STINK?

Connor Murphy Was A Healthy Scratch Again On Saturday, What Does It Mean? Does He STINK?

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Checkmate, Atheists: President Trump Is Saying Merry Christmas Again And So Am I

Checkmate, Atheists: President Trump Is Saying Merry Christmas Again And So Am I

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