Thursday, August 17
Is This Naked Woman Legally A Fish After Biting A Fishing Line In Half And Swimming Away With The Lure?

Is This Naked Woman Legally A Fish After Biting A Fishing Line In Half And Swimming Away With The Lure?

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Wednesday, August 16
Should I Write A Blog About This Huge Penis Statue?

Should I Write A Blog About This Huge Penis Statue?

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Handsome Fella Gave Mouth-To-Mouth To A Fucking Turtle For An Hour

Handsome Fella Gave Mouth-To-Mouth To A Fucking Turtle For An Hour

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Mary Grams Is A Liar Who Is Lying About Losing Her Engagement Ring In Her Garden

Mary Grams Is A Liar Who Is Lying About Losing Her Engagement Ring In Her Garden

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Secretary Mattis Congratulates Sailors On Not Being Pussies

Secretary Mattis Congratulates Sailors On Not Being Pussies

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Pardon My Take 8-16 With Dikembe Mutombo

Pardon My Take 8-16 With Dikembe Mutombo

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Tuesday, August 15
Liquor Cabinet Music: Derek Carr???

Liquor Cabinet Music: Derek Carr???

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It Is With A Heavy Heart That I Announce That An Australian Woman Has Shit On The Bus

It Is With A Heavy Heart That I Announce That An Australian Woman Has Shit On The Bus

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Barstool’s Champions League Preview – The “Low Key Do-Or-Die for Herr Klopp” Edition

Barstool’s Champions League Preview – The “Low Key Do-Or-Die for Herr Klopp” Edition

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I Feel Kinda Bad About Tricking Adam Schefter On National TV

I Feel Kinda Bad About Tricking Adam Schefter On National TV

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Are Martial Arts Crap? A Parent Who Pointed A Gun At His Child's Martial Arts Teacher Thinks So

Are Martial Arts Crap? A Parent Who Pointed A Gun At His Child's Martial Arts Teacher Thinks So

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Monday, August 14
Many People Are Saying It's Too Early For Pumpkin Spice: Good. More For Me

Many People Are Saying It's Too Early For Pumpkin Spice: Good. More For Me

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Pardon My Take 8-14 With Adam Schefter

Pardon My Take 8-14 With Adam Schefter

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MMBM: Could All-Out Nuclear War Actually Be A Blessing In Disguise For The Development Of Rookie Quarterbacks?

MMBM: Could All-Out Nuclear War Actually Be A Blessing In Disguise For The Development Of Rookie Quarterbacks?

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Volt The Goat Shot Four Times For Aggressive Posturing At A Police Officer's Privates

Volt The Goat Shot Four Times For Aggressive Posturing At A Police Officer's Privates

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My Work Home Is Under Attack And I Will Not Stand For It

My Work Home Is Under Attack And I Will Not Stand For It

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Monday Morning Pick-Me-Up: Dog Is Pumped To Go To School

Monday Morning Pick-Me-Up: Dog Is Pumped To Go To School

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Saturday, August 12
Reminder: Tonight I Tee Off On A Pro Softball Pitcher At The Chicago Bandits Game In Rosemont

Reminder: Tonight I Tee Off On A Pro Softball Pitcher At The Chicago Bandits Game In Rosemont

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Huge Shoutout To The Bat Dog At The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp Game.

Huge Shoutout To The Bat Dog At The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp Game.

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Friday, August 11
Barstool’s Weekend Soccer Preview – The “Here At Last, Here At Last, Thank God Almighty it is Here At Last” Edition

Barstool’s Weekend Soccer Preview – The “Here At Last, Here At Last, Thank God Almighty it is Here At Last” Edition

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