The Football Sandwich Has Finally Arrived


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Close your eyes and take a deep breath in. Now envision this, it’s mid February, the Super Bowl is over, it’s cold, it’s sad, you wake up and it’s dark, you go home and it’s dark, summer is still months away and you have nothing to live for. Your life sucks and you know it sucks. You’re a loser with nothing to live for.


Now open your eyes, good news, that was all just a bad dream, because today is the day we take the first bite of our Football Sandwich. Yeah College Football was back last week, and the NFL started Thursday night, but those were just appetizers. Today is the day we unwrap that beautiful delicious sandwich and start anew. This is the start, for all the old dogsĀ around these parts, you know this is the beginning, the football sandwich blog. It’s a reminder, a cautionary tale if you will. The Football season is like a delicious sandwich, one you dive right into and devour as fast as you can, then when you get to the final couple of bites you say to yourself “shit, I ate this sandwich way too fast, I wish I had savored it a little more”. That’s Football. The first 3 months will be a blur and before you know it we’ll be in Week 15 staring our own Football mortality directly in its face. So enjoy today, enjoy tomorrow, enjoy every single day for the next 5 months, because the greatest sport in the whole wide world has returned. Don’t let people make you feel guilty for enjoying Blake Bortles vs Tom Savage or Tyrod Taylor vs Josh McCown. It’s Football, and we love Football, and Football is Back.



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