Kevin Durant’s New Shoes Have A Message For The Losers And Haters
On the outside, the shoes are sweet:
But on the inside:
Oh Kevin. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
I see if from both sides though:
On one side, it’s the classic try-hard move. Going “I’m rubber, you’re glue” doesn’t make all the things people say about him disappear or become untrue.
But on the other hand, I do appreciate a good B-Rabbit’ing. When you Papa Doc the haters and turn everything they say against them, slap it on your shoes, and put your stats right over it, it’s hard for anyone to say anything about that.
I asked Coley for a hot take about these shoes, and he said “swell fella”. I said “how is that a hot take?”. And he said “because everyone else is hating on him”. So I guess the majority of the internet feels you can’t just put “snake”, “traitor”, and “soft” on your shoes and make everything peachy again. Those stats are sick though, no denying that.