Robert Pattinson Took A Mighty Stand And Refused To Jerk Off A Dog For A Movie

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Independent - Robert Pattinson has revealed he was asked to pleasure a dog for his latest film, Good Time.

The Twilight star portrays a New York criminal fighting to save his little brother over the course of one night in the highly anticipated film, which received a six-minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival in May.

Pattinson told talk show host Jimmy Kimmel his character, Corey, has an affinity with dogs, as he believes he was one in a previous life.

“There’s this one scene we shot where basically a drug dealer bursts in to the room and I was sleeping with the dog and basically giving the dog a hand job.”

Pattinson recalled the director telling him to “just do it for real man, don’t be a pussy” while the dog’s trainer said he should “massage the inside of his thighs”.

After he refused to perform the sex act for real, a fake dog penis was made for the scene, which was eventually cut from the final edit, Pattinson revealed.

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When I think of why I go to movies, many reasons come to mind. I go to the movies to laugh, mainly. What will that wacky Steve Carrell or hilarious Will Ferrel do next?? Sometimes I go to have my mind blown, like in Inception or the Lego Movie. Or maybe I just want to see shit get blown up, Liam Neeson fuck some people up, or Ryan Reynolds with his shirt off. Never though, have I gone to the movies thinking, “damn, I better see a pupper splooge his load all over Robert Pattinson.” No sir.

Now you see, I get it. Artsy fartsy indie movies have to stand out and be different. These types of movies love pushing the boundaries, love taking chances, love doing what lamestream movies won’t do. That’s why all we get now are 10,000 superhero movies. They are safe. They sell 10 billion dollars worth of toys. They make 100 sequels and spin offs. They made a fucking Ant-Man movie with PAUL RUDD…and it has an 81% on Rotten Tomatoes! They are making a sequel called “Ant-Man And The Wasp”! And that movie will probably gross 3 trillion dollars world wide!!! It’s madness!

But I digress. I guess I applaud Robert Pattinson for not wanting to be type-cast as “the guy who jerked off the dog”. He’s fought so hard to get rid of the stigma of the “Twilight Guy”, that rubbing a dog’s red rocket probably wasn’t the career move he wanted to make. Does that mean he’s not quite committed to the craft of acting if he wasn’t willing to go to all bounds for the film? Maybe. But at least at the end of the day he can look himself in the mirror and be proud he only jerked off a fake dog dick, not a real one.

 

PS: Daniel Day Lewis woulda fucked that dog, no questions asked.

 

 

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