Madonna Can’t Get Her Packages From FedEx Because They Don’t Believe She’s Actually Madonna

 

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CNET- Even the Material Girl sometimes has trouble making her way in our material world. On Tuesday, singer Madonna posted a photo of herself on her Twitter account, calling out delivery service FedEx over issues with a package. “When you’ve been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won’t release your package,” she wrote, adding an emoji and hashtag. But she topped off the tweet with the ultimate proof that she is who she says she is, a photo that appears to have been taken at her kitchen table, with the singer wearing the oh-so-familiar frustrated look of anyone who’s had to deal with this kind of red tape.

 

Oh being famous is sooooooooooooo hard. My question is, why is Madonna concerning herself with trivial things like FedEx packages any way?

I mean take a quick look at this

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That’s “I Never Have To Deal With The Post Office Ever Ever Ever Ever Again” money. That’s the type of money where you simply mention that you want something and it magically appears 30 minutes later. I’m a little surprised Madonna even knows what FedEx is. If I had been as famous as she’s been for so long, I would’ve lost touch with reality a LONNNNNNNNNG time ago. I wouldn’t know what anything was. I can totally understand where FedEx is coming from by the way. I wouldn’t believe that I was delivering a package to Madonna either. That’s Prank 101. Although kind of a sneaky humble brag from Madonna here as well. “OMG I can’t get my package cause FedEx doesn’t believe that I’m the uber-famous celebrity Madonna. SMDH.” We get it lady.

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