Wednesday, April 18
Last Night I Ate Dinner At The #1 Restaurant In The World

Last Night I Ate Dinner At The #1 Restaurant In The World

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Last Night Jim Carrey Crashed Jeff Daniels' Conan Interview For A Dumb & Dumber Reunion And It Was Absolutely Hilarious 

Last Night Jim Carrey Crashed Jeff Daniels' Conan Interview For A Dumb & Dumber Reunion And It Was Absolutely Hilarious 

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I Blame Bertucci’s Declaring Bankruptcy on Millennials

I Blame Bertucci’s Declaring Bankruptcy on Millennials

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Healthy Scratches - Vegas SWEEPS, Caps Battle Back, and Radko Gudas Blows Up Couturier's Knee

Healthy Scratches - Vegas SWEEPS, Caps Battle Back, and Radko Gudas Blows Up Couturier's Knee

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NYU Students Plan To Protest

NYU Students Plan To Protest "Indefinitely" Until Their Demands Are Met - Immediately Go Home When The School Calls Their Parents

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Airman Fired For Re-Enlisting With A Dinosaur Puppet On Her Hand

Airman Fired For Re-Enlisting With A Dinosaur Puppet On Her Hand

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Does This Count As Finishing The Marathon?   No It Does Not.

Does This Count As Finishing The Marathon? No It Does Not.

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James Comey Says He Regrets Describing Trump As An Orange Clown In His New Book

James Comey Says He Regrets Describing Trump As An Orange Clown In His New Book

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"Cocaine Babe" Instagram Model Gets 8 Years In Prison For Importing 209 Pounds Of Coke On A Cruise Ship - Porn Star Only Gets 4

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An Actually Credible Report Says Brady is Planning Passing Workouts With His Receivers

An Actually Credible Report Says Brady is Planning Passing Workouts With His Receivers

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An Adorable Little 10 Year Old Named Cassidy Was The Subject of Some Terrible Bullying in School So The Whole Yankees Team Made a Video Dedicated To Her, Sharing Her Story

An Adorable Little 10 Year Old Named Cassidy Was The Subject of Some Terrible Bullying in School So The Whole Yankees Team Made a Video Dedicated To Her, Sharing Her Story

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College Professor Extends Her Deepest Condolences To Barbara Bush On Twitter:

College Professor Extends Her Deepest Condolences To Barbara Bush On Twitter: "I'm Happy The Witch Is Dead. Fuck Outta Here With Your Nice Words."

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I Am Very Much On Board With PK Subban Turning Into A Villain

I Am Very Much On Board With PK Subban Turning Into A Villain

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Wu Tang Clan: Fired FBI Director Ain't Nothing To Fuck With

Wu Tang Clan: Fired FBI Director Ain't Nothing To Fuck With

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Martin Shkreli Is Headed To Federal Prison After His Request To Go To A Minimum Security Prison Is Denied

Martin Shkreli Is Headed To Federal Prison After His Request To Go To A Minimum Security Prison Is Denied

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Here's How To Fix The Democratic Party

Here's How To Fix The Democratic Party

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Georgia Teen Who Walked Out Of High School Two Years Ago And Disappeared, Suddenly Appears On Facebook Live Looking Just Fine

Georgia Teen Who Walked Out Of High School Two Years Ago And Disappeared, Suddenly Appears On Facebook Live Looking Just Fine

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A Fighter From Ronda Rousey's Gym Will Be Filling In For Canelo Against GGG On May 5th #PrayForHim

A Fighter From Ronda Rousey's Gym Will Be Filling In For Canelo Against GGG On May 5th #PrayForHim

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Starbucks Is Closing It's Doors For One Day Because They Too Are Outraged!!!

Starbucks Is Closing It's Doors For One Day Because They Too Are Outraged!!!

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Braves Sign Jose Bautista To A Minor League Deal To Play Third Base

Braves Sign Jose Bautista To A Minor League Deal To Play Third Base

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A Truly Dominant Performance Has The Celtics Up 2-0

A Truly Dominant Performance Has The Celtics Up 2-0

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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Drunk Guy Who Stripped Naked And Punched Cars Then Told Police He'd Only Had One Beer?

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Drunk Guy Who Stripped Naked And Punched Cars Then Told Police He'd Only Had One Beer?

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Can The Blackhawks Make It Back To The Playoffs Next Year?

Can The Blackhawks Make It Back To The Playoffs Next Year?

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I have a UW Madison Student Living With Me in China for the Next Month as My (and Hu Ayi’s) Intern

I have a UW Madison Student Living With Me in China for the Next Month as My (and Hu Ayi’s) Intern

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Kanye West Has Now Chimed In On The KFC/Pitching Ninja Situation

Kanye West Has Now Chimed In On The KFC/Pitching Ninja Situation

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College Kid Takes His Shot From Deep Downtown: Asks Pam From The Office To Formal

College Kid Takes His Shot From Deep Downtown: Asks Pam From The Office To Formal

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Dan Snyder Sending This Picture To A Redskins Fan In The Mail Is So Amazingly Daniel Snyder

Dan Snyder Sending This Picture To A Redskins Fan In The Mail Is So Amazingly Daniel Snyder

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Greg Olsen Would Be Awesome in the Monday Night Football Booth

Greg Olsen Would Be Awesome in the Monday Night Football Booth

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Boozin' Burgers - Washington Square Diner

Boozin' Burgers - Washington Square Diner

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Kanye Just Hit Everybody With The Greatest Wednesday Pump Up Speech Of All Time

Kanye Just Hit Everybody With The Greatest Wednesday Pump Up Speech Of All Time

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If You Think Elon Musk Sleeps On This Couch You Are Really, Really Dumb

If You Think Elon Musk Sleeps On This Couch You Are Really, Really Dumb

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Are My Contracted Construction Workers Being Rude By Using Power Tools At Full Volume?

Are My Contracted Construction Workers Being Rude By Using Power Tools At Full Volume?

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Patriots Draft Preview: Linebackers

Patriots Draft Preview: Linebackers

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The Barstool Variety Hour: Beard Bashing and Harvard Yard

The Barstool Variety Hour: Beard Bashing and Harvard Yard

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ESPN Reports That Everybody Associated With Tom Brady Says He Is Definitely Playing Next Year But If He Is Hit By A Meteor He May Not Play...GASP

ESPN Reports That Everybody Associated With Tom Brady Says He Is Definitely Playing Next Year But If He Is Hit By A Meteor He May Not Play...GASP

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RIP Bruno Sammartino

RIP Bruno Sammartino

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An Undercover Reporter Says That Amazon Workers Pee In Bottles In Order To Meet Performance Targets

An Undercover Reporter Says That Amazon Workers Pee In Bottles In Order To Meet Performance Targets

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Spinzone: Rone Is Secretly In Love With Aaron Rodgers... And Bears

Spinzone: Rone Is Secretly In Love With Aaron Rodgers... And Bears

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Joey Gallo Stopped Playing Catcher After Bryce Harper Made Him Cry

Joey Gallo Stopped Playing Catcher After Bryce Harper Made Him Cry

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NBA Draft Scouting Report: Zhaire Smith

NBA Draft Scouting Report: Zhaire Smith

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Drake Couldn't Stop Talking Shit To The Wizards Last Night

Drake Couldn't Stop Talking Shit To The Wizards Last Night

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Introducing The Hottest New Fashion Trend This Summer - Beer Belly Fanny Packs

Introducing The Hottest New Fashion Trend This Summer - Beer Belly Fanny Packs

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I Hope The Poop Train Stuck In Alabama Never Moves And More Poop Trains Come

I Hope The Poop Train Stuck In Alabama Never Moves And More Poop Trains Come

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Step Aside 'Florida Man', There's A New Cowboy In Town From The Land Of Philly's DelCo

Step Aside 'Florida Man', There's A New Cowboy In Town From The Land Of Philly's DelCo

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Episode 76 of Spittin' Chiclets Is Here With A Playoff Update

Episode 76 of Spittin' Chiclets Is Here With A Playoff Update

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Oh My God. Can You Guys Believe That Mike Milbury Said He'd Like To See A Change In Playoff Overtime Hockey? Wow.

Oh My God. Can You Guys Believe That Mike Milbury Said He'd Like To See A Change In Playoff Overtime Hockey? Wow.

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Police Spend 2 Months Investigating FSU QB Deondre Francois For Selling Marijuana, Find Less Than 1 Ounce Of His Girlfriend's Weed In His Apartment

Police Spend 2 Months Investigating FSU QB Deondre Francois For Selling Marijuana, Find Less Than 1 Ounce Of His Girlfriend's Weed In His Apartment

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Southwest Pilot And Hero Tammie Jo Shults Used To Be A F-18 Fighter Pilot In The Navy

Southwest Pilot And Hero Tammie Jo Shults Used To Be A F-18 Fighter Pilot In The Navy

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Adam Silver Addresses Tanking Issue As A Coach Was Berated By An Owner For Late Season Wins

Adam Silver Addresses Tanking Issue As A Coach Was Berated By An Owner For Late Season Wins

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The New York Yankees Lost To a Minor League Baseball Team By Eight Runs

The New York Yankees Lost To a Minor League Baseball Team By Eight Runs

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Mookie Betts Crushes Three Of The Six Homers Hit By The Red Sox, As Shohei Ohtani Hits The Showers After Two Innings

Mookie Betts Crushes Three Of The Six Homers Hit By The Red Sox, As Shohei Ohtani Hits The Showers After Two Innings

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Last Night In The NBA: Some Teams Are Better Than Others At Protecting Home Court

Last Night In The NBA: Some Teams Are Better Than Others At Protecting Home Court

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Southern California Town Gets Absolutely Overran By A Hilarious Amount Of Tumbleweeds: That's Right. Tumbleweeds

Southern California Town Gets Absolutely Overran By A Hilarious Amount Of Tumbleweeds: That's Right. Tumbleweeds

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Max B Loved His Birthday But Loves Curse Words Even More

Max B Loved His Birthday But Loves Curse Words Even More

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Last Night In The Stanley Cup Playoffs: It Must Be Game Of Thrones Season Because The Golden Knights Slayed The Kings

Last Night In The Stanley Cup Playoffs: It Must Be Game Of Thrones Season Because The Golden Knights Slayed The Kings

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The Vatican Will Be Holding a Course Teaching Priests and Exorcists About The 'Demonic Influence' of Porn, But What Kind of Porn Are We Really Getting Into Here?

The Vatican Will Be Holding a Course Teaching Priests and Exorcists About The 'Demonic Influence' of Porn, But What Kind of Porn Are We Really Getting Into Here?

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The Cousins Discuss How Much They Love Their Families On Air

The Cousins Discuss How Much They Love Their Families On Air

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Heartland Radio 4-18 Vibrators for Vets

Heartland Radio 4-18 Vibrators for Vets

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Wake Up With Alter Bridge - Metalingus

Wake Up With Alter Bridge - Metalingus

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Barstool Wednesday Morning Smokeshow - Cecily from Hawaii

Barstool Wednesday Morning Smokeshow - Cecily from Hawaii

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PMT 4-18 Bulls Lauri Markkanen And Boston Marathon Winner Des Linden

PMT 4-18 Bulls Lauri Markkanen And Boston Marathon Winner Des Linden

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Turmoil In Pup Punk? Listen To Their Band Practice On Twitch With Their New Mystery Member...

Turmoil In Pup Punk? Listen To Their Band Practice On Twitch With Their New Mystery Member...

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Tank's Vlog April 18, 2018

Tank's Vlog April 18, 2018

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On This Date in Sports April 18, 1923

On This Date in Sports April 18, 1923

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