Eagles Faithful Chanting “Suck Your Dicks” While Exiting FedEx Field Is Equally Intriguing And Confusing

Well that’s an interesting approach. No, not screaming unnecessary obscenities in an open, family friendly environment after a Week 1 game in which both teams are most likely not going to make the playoffs. That’s par for the degenerate course. It’s not about the idea. It’s definitely not about the effort. It’s all about the execution.

“Suck Your Dicks!”

That’s right, Washington fans leaving FedEx field. Don’t suck our dicks. You don’t even deserve that kind of treatment. Go ahead, pull Marylin Manson (or at least what was rumored in every Middle School across the land), and suck your own dicks. That’s the punishment bestowed upon thee for being forced to have Kirk Cousins as a franchise QB. A drunken exodus chant that can only be provided by the likes of a bunch of Delco’s repping Terrell Owens jerseys. But I guess that’s what you get with a crew that calls themselves the #DeadAssGang and told me they aspire to be the “New and Improved Bills Mafia”. Isn’t that special.

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h/t @MichaelMcCaney

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